What Would You Do To Your Worst Enemy?

A friend of mine once commented that the job of a Customer Service Manager is so stressful (facing angry unsatisfied customers every working day) that he would not wish it on his worst enemy. Coming like that, it did sound funny. Well, what would you wish on your worst enemy? In other words, what would you do to your worst enemy?

If we asked around, I guess a ‘Top Ten’ list would look something like this:

* Put him in front of the Danish Embassy in Iran wearing a t-shirt with the words, “I am a Cartoonist.”
* Take him to the hawker centres and food courts and then tell the illegal DVD and VCD peddlers there that he has come to get rid of them.
* Appoint him as Chief Defending Lawyer for the Saddam Hussein trial.
* Take him to the Arrival Hall of the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) and tell the taxi touts (otherwise known as ‘ulats’ or worms) that he has come to clean up the place.
* Lock him inside a mini-bus in Penang for a full non-stop 9 am to 5 pm ride.
* Force him to play mahjong in a coffee shop in Kajang with 3 elderly men.
* Take him to Uncle Don’s place in Sri Hartamas wearing a t-shirt with the words, “Thais Go Home!”

Right at the top of the list would be (borrowing Slade’s idea):
* Place him in the same room as Dick Cheney and then let loose a couple of quails.

There are only 8. Can readers supply 2 more?